Deus ex liber

Collaborative storytelling can be so much fun! The Better Half was making up a story for the Spawn at lunch today. He was attempting to do a version of the lion and the mouse involving a chicken and a grasshopper. Unfortunately for the story, the Spawn insisted on rescuing the chicken from every possible peril. Thus the story ended with the chicken being annoyed at having passed up a nice juicy grasshopper since said grasshopper never did follow through on its promise.